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Dork Demotivational Poster



TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.

HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...

TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.

CELEBRATE - Do it your own way cuz it's overrated to do it like the normies.


Marching Band -

GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.

TAGS: gamer loser dork clownshoe
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:32 am
Once you've heard Smoke on the water 25 times in a row, not so much. Good poster Jmac.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:29 am
Last x-mas, my 58yr old uncle, who's had a stroke, brought over a PS2 with guitar hero. It was supposed to be therapeutic or something, but we all got pissed and had a good time.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:21 am
I... I love this poster.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 10:15 am
I've never played the game. Not at a friend's house, not ever. No U2 songs. It's easy to tell who's who by the responses to insults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:38 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Sad....so sad.
tehsupercheez - September 23, 2009, 2:31 am
that would be EXPERT not extra hard. and don't pretend that your not a closet guitar hero freak.


TAGS: popularity boba fett star wars jedi vader darth death wrong dorks fail losers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 6:32 pm
Wow....1st comment, Already criticizing.....how about you make at least 1 poster before you start bashing others?
TheHallow1 - November 15, 2010, 4:53 pm
This poster: Shallow and Ignorant. But hey, that's stupidity for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
Mostly I drink.....sometimes I rock....Thanks Man.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
moo+ rocks
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:43 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually, Bobba Fett is a fictional character.....FYI, there's a whole world outside your mothers basement.
Pabbicus - September 10, 2009, 7:55 pm
Boba Fett was never dead in the first place! He was still alive in the height of the new republic :o

DORKS - You know your life sucks, when the only parties you get invited to are XBox Live parties.

TAGS: xbox dorks
Rating: 2.47/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
It's a birl....
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm
I can't tell if it's a girl or a boy.
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:39 pm
I liked it, nice fit between caption and picture...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 2:11 pm
Wow...I was just razzing KFD....he knows we're cool....and he can take a joke better than most....
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 1:37 pm
Soooo... Anyone want to join my XBox Live party?
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
And whatever user provokes the next argument... or even a perceived argument... is permanently banned. I don't care who it is. This ends here.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
TTH... with all due respect, we can have no more bashing from you of this sort. It was the done thing at one point, and is now no longer acceptable. Any attacks on other users will result in a ban.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
If you know, then I will assume that you're doing it intentionally to overstep the directions we've laid out to you.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
He's just being the same old moooo he's always been. It's not mean spirited, just meant as a laugh. You could say anything similar to him and he would laugh it off. That's what makes it banter and what makes it fun. it's as a rivalry. Like football teams.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:20 pm
No. Responses. Ever. No if's, no excuses.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 12:19 pm
Yeah I know, I only responded because he did 3 times. I ignored the first 2.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:16 pm
KFD, I'll pass the same warning to you.... if you are provoked, you need to not respond. If you respond, you will be equally at fault. This is the last time you hear this warning... it's not something you haven't heard from us before. Got it?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:16 pm
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:16 pm
We prod each other but it'd in fun right?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
Mooo's comments have always been in jest and there was a time that people just jested back, without animosity. I think that's what was going on this morning. We will never know though.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
I think our feelings for each other are mutual.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:13 pm
You guys have to give us the opportunity to moderate ourselves and step in only when things are out of hand. Otherwise we can never prove ourselves. @KFD is there any true animosity between us anymore? Not in my mind.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Neither myself nor Mooo have had a real war with KFD (or anybody else) in quite a while. We will never reach the friendly banter stage if we are jumped on before the conversation has a chance to evolve. Maybe if the warnings were friendly...
rerun - August 29, 2010, 12:05 pm

we don't want to discourage banter, however it would be nice to see a "positive" relationship between those involved before the "taunting" banter is seen. This will allow us to know all is in jest.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 11:52 am
Stepping in now. I'm with TTH on this one. When I first signed up this kind of banter was encouraged. It was known that nothing was to be taken seriously.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:32 am
If you want to be a dick, go be a dick on /b/
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:31 am
What you call, "harmless back and forth," actually really irritates some people. There was name calling. KFD managed to comply with my warning to be quiet. Moo+ hasn't been online to re-offend.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:29 am

The moderators have a responsibility to this site & its members. Part of that is to make this a place where everybody can have fun. It is like life, if you push or provoke others there is a price to pay. I hope that answers your question.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:29 am
Stepping in to a harmless back and forth between members. There was a time when regulars here were allowed to share their opinions. Now it seems your name must be in green or you will be threatened with a ban. Why does Aggy never do this stuff?
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:23 am

we are stepping in now, and you accuse us of being power hungry......it can't be both. You just don't like the fact that you made yourself the subject of the day.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:22 am
I stepped in before it got out of hand... then you showed up.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:22 am

and plenty more of the older comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:21 am
No worse than anything Mods have said lately on the comment page and in the queue. Plus it didn't start anything. Mods used to step in when things got out of hand.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:20 am
And several of your latest comments?
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:19 am
Please! May I direct your attention to page 12 of the "Tips" thread?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:16 am
I haven't started anything with noobs in quite a while.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:16 am
No, I am sick of babysitting you three. You guys are pretty much all I have to look out for. Nobody else argues with each other. Nobody else sits there and trolls comments. Nobody else will leave bs comments on a poster just because of its creator.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:15 am

the truth is you like to start wars with noobs....and we can ban that.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:14 am

TOC - I am 100% there with you
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:14 am
You wanted to moderate yet you are sick of babysitting? What did you think a moderator does. And Rerun OD tried to ban me but If I simply share honest opinion and tell the truth It will never stick. You can't ban the truth.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:13 am
Okay... I promise, next time people get banned for arguing with you, you will be banned too. Fair and neutral enough?
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:12 am
I replied with the STFU because I am goddamn tired of babysitting this shit. Any time you three get together, there is shit flung around like we were in a goddamn monkey cage.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:12 am
I am an average douche on the internet with no position of authority. Mods are expected to be neutral and held to a higher standard. If you guys plan to sterilize this site start with yourselves before pointing fingers at the regs.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:11 am

Rest assured if OD was back, you would have been banned long ago.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:10 am

the rude comments in the approval queue have also been cleaned up. This is supposed to be a fun place, you want to jab at each other do it via PM. We have no idea how what you write is intended, since some of the jabs seem quite rude.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:10 am
This place has been regulated beyond belief, harmless jokes are responded to with "shut the fuck up"? Is OD back or what? You guys want peace try treating the community as adults, we can have banter without flame wars.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:08 am
RIght. And your noob bashing isn't being rather high and mighty?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:07 am
No but I am in on this site and I think some Mods are getting a little power happy.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:07 am
The other rude comments are the ones you post.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:06 am
The only rude comments allowed on motifake these days are in the approval queue on the rejected posters. I don't even recognize this place anymore. Mr M may want the peace kept but i doubt at the cost of free speech and sense of humor.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:06 am
No. I am getting sick and tired of... pretty much you three here. And this bullshit. Not trying to be too rude, but where were you in this conversation?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:04 am
So the fun of taking playful shots at each other is over too? We cant make inside jokes and we have to be super nice to everybody even when they suck? Flame wars were one thing but censoring anything that isn't complimentary is ridiculous.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:48 am
Me neither haha
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:47 am
Yeah, I'm not multi-lingual.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:44 am
Ich bin mit der Endung es fein. Es sollte nicht schon vor langer Zeit beendet haben.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:42 am
Fine by me.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:42 am
Finished, I meant. Too absorbed in my stupid translator. And btw, the comments don't support Greek or Russian text. :(
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:41 am
inished, geƫindigd, fini, fertig, rifinito, acabado.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:36 am
No, just putting it out there. Someone was just in desperate need for attention.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:34 am
Did I blame anybody?
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:34 am
I refuse to get the blame for this one.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:33 am
You guys all need to shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of these pissy little jabs at each other. Go take a midol, all of you.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:20 am
Oh it was you making all that noise? Sorry, I assumed a bee had got in the house and I was avoiding it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:08 am
OY!!! 1 Lion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:03 am
It's cuz you're a Nancy boy.......and a wanker of EPIC proportions......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 6:54 am
We have no problem with your posters......It's you we hate Davey.........Bloody Chav.....
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 6:33 am
I wouldn't worry about bombers. It's most likely regulars who voted them low. Most of them don't like my motifakes, I believe.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:47 pm
corneredbadger - August 28, 2010, 10:25 pm
and the bombers arrive. you idiots need to go die in a fire somewhere and stop mucking things up for the creative and funny people
ThatGuy - August 28, 2010, 10:13 pm
How so? XBL parties are awesome!
440wakeup - August 28, 2010, 10:00 pm
Why you gotta hate?

YEAH... - You wish, buddy.

SUPER DORK - Faster then a speeding modem. Able to scare small children with a single look. He's Super Dork

TAGS: dork
Rating: 1.82/5

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Khatmonsuk - March 5, 2009, 12:13 pm
My bad then =(.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:36 am
Not like he can suspend it mid-air outside, now can he?
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:42 am
Why is he holding the headcrab? D:

PABST BLUE RIBBON - even we French people know it's a no-no

HAIL SATIN - Lord of dorkness

TAGS: satan dorkness satin satanism
Rating: 3.17/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:19 pm
That's Lard of Dorkness to you!
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 4:21 pm
Satin Rules! Get sliding on those sheets and have some fun, baby!
BriaHere - July 24, 2009, 10:57 am
People with worship anything nowadays.
Airman - July 24, 2009, 10:34 am
I believe that would be Fabric of darkness.. perhaps a sheet set

HE MAY BE A DORK - but Cranky's our dork

TAGS: cranky the dork
Rating: 4.92/5

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Donkasaurus - December 18, 2010, 12:15 am
The bottom pic is hilarious.
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 5:06 pm
that'5 ju5t beautiful =)

HACKNEYED - Carl! Carl! Watch this... you go over there and take my picture while I stand here to make it look like that thing over there is my johnson! I bet NOBODY has ever thought of this. I'm so AMSOME!


ID 10 T - when you see it, you will eat shit

TAGS: dork
Rating: 2.77/5

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coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 4:08 pm
I mean 10 days. Bad math. Yikes.
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 4:06 pm
Should've held out another 13 days, Von. You could have insulted a poster on its 3 year anniversary! You're a tad late. Contribute more, comment less.
VonBlackHill - July 5, 2011, 2:30 pm
this is sad

FAKING ALIEN PHOTOS - Because faking UFO photos is for the nerds.

NOT COOL - No. Just, no.


DREAMING OF BEING A ROCKSTAR ON MTV - Even the Accordion Dorks have the Bounty of their Imaginations...

TAGS: rockstar dreaming accordion dorks imaginations
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - April 10, 2012, 9:33 am
Worked for a weird kid born in Downey CA and raised in Linwood

AMERICA'S FINEST - Gee, thanks for making us look so good dork !

DUMB & DUMBER CONTEST - Ranked in the top 10 in the look-alike contest.

YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?"

TAGS: loser fail owned suck dork jerk
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - December 19, 2009, 6:53 pm

I like t rejected reasin I saw yesterday - get a better user name
TheSarge - December 19, 2009, 5:40 pm
The "not funny enough" reason needs to apply to a lot more of these things.
timebomb - October 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I can't even find mine that were rejected, unfunny, not funny enough or just down right shitty.
Bob D. Sailor - September 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
That happened to one of my posters, so i changed the caption... Now.. It's sitting at a 1.33 rating.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:07 pm
No wonder mine are rejected.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:06 pm
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:51 pm
The unfunny/not funny enoughs must be pretty bad. Salutations to the moderator(s)
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:28 pm

thanks - sounds like a preview for the new site...www.motifakerejects.com I think Motifake mat be working on it.
BoneCD - September 22, 2009, 6:24 pm
Bottom of Approval Que under Reports
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:22 pm

where can I find this?

SORRY LADIES... - I got him for 90% off at a store closing, so their are no returns. But, you could always regift it...

HAIRCAPS - Not Just For Pretty Girls

THE ANGRY MOVIE DORK - He'th not to be truthted on Thpill.com.

TAGS: angry movie dork
Rating: 2.38/5

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING... - The answer is YES. He SHOULD be wearing a bra.

TAGS: nfl fil owned dork loser denver broncos fan
Rating: 1.88/5

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Airman - October 2, 2009, 4:36 pm
that's the barrel man.. a fixture at Mile Hi Stadium, but not at the new stadium.. he retired 2 years ago.. heart problems and age.

Crow -

Dork -